This is not shaping up to be a good week for blogging. I could tell you about how I spent the weekend, including standing on the bed using the vacuum cleaner on the tops of the ceiling fan blades, but I doubt you (or I) would enjoy it very much.
Look! Bats and flowers! Specifically, Hardwicke's woolly bat and a subspecies of Nepenthes rafflesiana, living in arboreal harmony in Borneo.
Shakespeare, The Tempest V.i